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Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
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May be too intense for some viewers.
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Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Not to be used for the other use.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Read this before opening package.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
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Must be over 17.
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Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
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Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Cat napping.
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Prices subject to change without notice.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Nytol may cause drowsiness.
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You must be present to win.
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Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
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The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
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In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
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Some assembly required.
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No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
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Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
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Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
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All models over 18 years of age.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
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Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
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Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
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No user-serviceable parts inside.
Attention.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Shower cap fits one head.
Not safe for children and pets.
Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
Call toll free number before digging.
Not the Beatles.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Beware of dog.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
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The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
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Penalty for private use.
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Contents may settle during shipment.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
Booths for two or more.
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This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
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No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Video cameras in use.
Store in original containers.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Consumer Notice.
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Remove baby before folding stroller.
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Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Kilroy was here.
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Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
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Shipping and handling extra.
Times are approximate.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
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Read all instructions before starting assembly.
Do not insert backwards.
Do not stamp.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
Simulated picture.
Keep cool; process promptly.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
You could be a winner!
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Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Slippery when wet.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Advisory.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
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Your mileage may vary.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Add toner.
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Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
Use at your own risk.
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Colors may, in time, fade.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
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Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
Product will be hot after heating.
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
Remember to not forget.
Decision of judges is final.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
For use only in the intended use.
Sales tax not included.
Hearing protection may be required.
Warning.
Many suitcases look alike.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Apply only to affected area.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Batteries not included.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
May cause drowsiness.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
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Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
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