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Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
Slippery when wet.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
Warranty period limited.
Product will be hot after heating.
Close cover before striking.
Beware of dog.
Driver does not carry cash.
Attention.
One size fits all.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Read all instructions before starting assembly.
Use other side for additional listings.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Avoid contact with skin.
Penalty for private use.
As seen on TV.
Safe for children and pets.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
No solicitors.
Public Notice as required by law.
Use at your own risk.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
Cat napping.
May cause drowsiness.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Availability is limited.
List at least two alternate dates.
Do not iron clothes on body.
Do not dispose of in fire.
No purchase necessary.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
Batteries not included.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
Call toll free number before digging.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Remember to not forget.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
Falling rock.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
You must be present to win.
This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
Not available in all states.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Place stamp here.
Important Notice to Purchasers.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
Read this before opening package.
Simulated picture.
No COD's.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
For use only in the intended use.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
This conversation may be recorded for training or quality purposes, or just because we feel like we can get away with it.
Subject to local regulation.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
At participating locations only.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
No Canadian coins.
Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
Decision of judges is final.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Not safe for children and pets.
For off-road use only.
For recreational use only.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Do not disturb.
Consumer Notice.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Full license agreement is included within.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
What goes up, must come down.
Some restrictions apply.
Your mileage may vary.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
Subject to CAB approval.
Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
Never forget 4/20.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Always wear safety goggles.
Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
Approved for veterans.
If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
Booths for two or more.
Some assembly required.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
No animals were harmed during the creation of this Web site.
Harmful if swallowed.
Caution.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Not to be used for the other use.
Video cameras in use.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
See label for sequence.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Sanitized for your protection.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
This notice supersedes all previous notices.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Edited for television.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Sales tax not included.
May cause excitability.
You could be a winner!
Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
Protected by Smith and Wesson.
Times are approximate.
Use only as directed.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
Keep cool; process promptly.
List was current at time of printing.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
Subject to change without notice.
Please Note.
For office use only.
Shipping and handling extra.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Do not write below this line.
Handle With Extreme Care.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
The above limitations may not apply to you.
Not recommended for children.
Warning.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Shower cap fits one head.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Use with adequate ventilation.
Proof of purchase required.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not remove label under penalty of law.
Parental guidance suggested.
Must be over 17.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
Many suitcases look alike.
Void where prohibited.
Replace with same type.
For external use only.
Not the Beatles.
All models over 18 years of age.
Check here if tax deductible.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
First pull up, then pull down.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Hearing protection may be required.
Do not stamp.
Price does not include taxes.
Kilroy was here.
Details inside.
Apply only to affected area.
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of Major League Foosball.
Add toner.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Do not insert backwards.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Advisory.
Drop in any mailbox.
Keep away from small children.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily rates apply.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
Read label before using.
Store in original containers.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
List each check separately by bank number.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
Call toll free before digging.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
Component Equivalency Notice: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Subject to availability.
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